Winner Takes All ;)

Some men say that tayong mga babae hindi tayo nagpapatalo. Ito kaya ay totoo sa akin?


Scenario: May nagbigay sa iyo ng hikaw na 24 Karatssss gold. Nag CR ka at toink! parang nahulog ata. The thing is hindi mo alam kung saan. Paano mo ito sasabihin sa nagbigay sa iyo?

Che: Ry....nahulog
Ry: Ang anu (mega PSP ng PSP)
Che: Yung hikaw (sweetly)
Ry: Saan
Che: Sa CR

Ryan went to the CR and from the outside,I could hear some undefined noises of things being moved. When he came out, he did not look too happy. I was anticipating him and as he said "Ay nako! Panu ka ba kasi maghilamos? (sabay re-enactment kung pano ako maghilamos, in-fairness ha kuhang kuha kung papano), nag flush ka ba ng CR?" note: when i wash my face kasi, todo bigay, pang commercial ng facial wash. splash everywhere. I use both my hands and then may follow through movement pa yan so once i've splashed the water from my hands to my face, yung motion ng hands ko umaabot sa ears. ;p

Che: OO Pagka flush ko, derecho naghilamos ako tapos narinig ko na lang nahulog hikaw ko! (with matching certainty in my eyes)
Ryan: Sus! kasi naman! (medyo inis na ata) sigurado ka ba dito mo nahulog sa CR??
Che: OO OO oo nga jan nga sa CR!

They say that when a person is acting angry, wag ka mag pauna especially if its your boyfriend kasi masasanay raw next time. So what i did was:

Che: Alis ka na jan! ako na ang titingin! (dabog dabog kunyari)
Ryan: (Walking away) Ang swerte mo na lang pag nakita mo yan jan, hinanap ko na mabuti jan.
Che: wag mo ko pakialaman.

I couldnt find it anywhere. Then He called me and said "Eh ano tong andito sa may cabinet sa pinto?!" looking really righteous. (kaasar) note: ang layo ay isang liko at mga around 5 yards.

I thought ' ngek! sa labas pala nahulog' but of course pinanindigan ko ang deadma effect and answered:

"Panu napunta yan jan! akin na nga!! " nakakunot pa face ko jan, sabay suot ng hikaw ko then turn to watch tv.

At ako pa galit eh noh. :)

music pasok: can you handle me the way i are?

Office calls

Phone Rings (line 3):

Che: Hellowwww, good afternooon (in my sweetest voice)

Girl on the other line: Im Looking for Ms. Marcel...

Che: Sorry wrong number

Girl on the other line: Marcela Ngo?

Che: Wrong number..

Girl on the other line: 722..15..62?

Che: sorry ..65 kami. wrong number. (snob voice)

BLAG! ( I didnt have time for lost callers who wants to waste time asking me why she got the wrong number. wala ako sa mood nun eh.)

Phone Rings (line 3 again):

Che: Hellooww, good afternoon (sweetly)

Girl on the other line: Ms. Marcela..

Che: Wrong NUmber!!!

Girl on the other line: well Miss hindi kayo 65! 62 kayo!

Che: (BLAG, ;p I slammed the phone receiver!)

..and yes i learned by confirmation that we were '62'. In basketball terms "BUTATA". :P

Note: of course I did not use the actual Phone Number in this blog. die prank callers die :)

Nang Minsan ako'y Asong ULoL.

Its a loooong weekend. I gave yaya the day off, so its just me, czesca and some good ol' technology around us. :) Ryan wont be back till i dont know when the league will finish up. Praying for them to lose all games would probably bring him home earlier, but that's just stupid and Im not up to that :P so while im praying they win all games they can, i know he wont be back for awhile.

Let me just insert this " when someone is being a bitch, calling her a bitch is an understatement, i prefer to call her 'asong ulol' " :p haha. and yesterday i was being one.

Ryan said over the phone " labylab...may itatanong lang ako sa yo.... ilang beses ka ng kumain ngayong araw?"
I denied that my mood had anything to do with how many times i ate or how much i ate that day and went double furious over his question. I barked until i ran out of barks and he was just laughing on the other end of the phone telling me how cute i was. Like fueling a raging fire- i just wanted to put my left hand into the phone receiver and somehow slap him from the other end of the line. When we put down the phone i was still very much on fire. The truth is i myself dont know why. I know its not PMS because I just had my period.

Anyway my cousin's girlfriend was having her birthday party over last night and so there was a lot of food on the table. So right after our talk on the phone,I grabbed myself a plate. And after feasting on spaghetti and barbecue sticks and liempo, I realized Im not angry anymore. Actually I was instantly happy and Ryan's question echoed i my mind. " labylab may itatanong ako sayo... ilang beses ka na kumain ngayong araw?" and i smiled. I told my cousin who witnessed all my rabies-filled barking "Hindi na ako galit, happy na ko." She gave me funny look and said " weird ka...adik". ;p

hahaha :P I texted him naman my apologies, I knew he already know why i was mad annoyed of everything ;p... I was simply hungry. Para naman akong baboy. hahaha :P pakainin mo lang masaya na... hahaha hey hindi naman... just so happened na talagang i get pretty moody pag nagugutom hahaha...baboy nga :P asong ulol na...baboy pa....??? ;p hehehe so its one of my dark sides. Thanks talaga to my Ryan kasi eventhough we are countries away right now...grabeh read na read niya ako.. hahaha :P. nakakainis. Now we all know i cant fake being full? when im hungry, you'll know :P hehehe.

Now dont get me wrong.. Hind naman me bitchy or weeiiird - weird. ;) Just perfectly unperfect with all the right spices and definitely lovable. Probably just like you. Badong kung minsan. :) (kumontra ka, pitikin ko mata mo) :P