iipisin kita

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare! Imagine...IPIS/COCKROACH/ROACH na kasing laki ng buong braso ko? Wish come true. Kakasabi ko lang Id rather dream yung mga usual dreams ko na horror. Que Horror naman talaga. IPIS! na kasing laki at haba ng buong braso ko. I cannot remember the whole of my dream last night, but i cannot forget the IPIS part. It was on my way and I just cant walk through. Yumuyuko yuko pa. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Ganyan kahaba ang AAAaaaHHhhh!! kasi talagang Aaaahhhh! Talagang Pumasok sa isip ko, F#*k Please wag ka lumipad sa akin. Thankfully may lumabas na white dog na kasing laki lang nung ipis, kinain niya yung ipis, nakalabas pa nga yung antenna from his mouth habang naka look back lang siya sa akin. And I was slightly relieved tapos yun wala na akong maalala. Pag gising ko, ang una kong naisip "anu Kayang meaning ng dream na yun?' second thing na naiisip ko ' Thank you Lord for Baygon -talagang Imagine a world without Baygon' I cant.

bwisit...Wala namang ganun kalaki di ba. or siguro mga 100 million years ago pa kung meron man...

Ipis- the enemy talaga yan. Hitsura pa lang the enemy na. I learned na favorite nila ang mga fingernails, and eyelashes, eh bakit di na lang kayo tumira sa beauty parlor?. Mag snack on kayo sa basurahan dun. Nocturnal beings who follow the invisible patterns of our breaths when we sleep. So pag stable na ang breathing natin, they'll positively assume that we are already asleep and then valiantly gagapang na sila. It is also said that once a cockroach survived a roach-killing spray, that cockroach and its offsprings will develop some type of immunity, thus the need to improve our roach sprays from time to time. I learned all that from Discovery Channel years ago. hahaha oo kasi "know your enemy". I also learned recently that most of the Ipis here in Manila are from the family of the American cockroach, Periplaneta americana. The photo of the cockroach above is from the family of Australian Cockroach. Shit noh, may mga lahi pa. If you didnt know, which i think you do already, in some places, they keep ipis as pets. (whaaaat, naubusan na ba ng aso at pusa sa mundo?)

And in some, kahit ata dito sa Pilipinas, its a delicacy. Hindi po ako nag iinarte manong/manang, pero patayin niyo na lang ako sa gutom. Okay lang kung may ipis mga 5-10 ft away or biglang napadaan na ipis bearable pa yun, ang definitely hindi okay, ay may ipis sa akin mismo. NoooOOo. Yes, as you probably know by now, Im not your fear-factor girl -' fear is not a factor for me'....because "fear is a factor for me."

fyi: Ipis Population are one of the leading causes for asthma and other bronchial problems and they are efficient disease carriers since they can survive from generations to generations.