Pimple lang?

Inspiration: The Solitary pimple on my Nose. ;)
Song plays: Tease me Tease me Tease me Baby Til' I lose control....

Question: What's worse than a pimple on your face right now?.
Answer: That its on my nose.

Question: Have you ever named your pimple?
Answer: No. But my friends have.
Question: What was the name they gave?
Answer: Godzilla.
Question: Is this based on a true story?
Answer: .....

Question: Whats the best thing you can say to someone with a face full of pimples?
Answer: Ah may pimples ka ba? di ko napansin. (give them sincere sincere eyes ;p)

Question: Whats the best thing you were able to say back to people who said "hoy musta? pinipimple ka ata ah?"
Answer: oo nga eh, Bagay ba? (with confidence)

Question: Define Pimple.
Answer: the unwanted accessory.

Song Plays the same stanza: Tease me Tease me Tease me Baby, til' I lose control....