Where am I?

"Columbia!!!!!!!!" The voice woke me up. Oh my gulay nasa La Salle Greenhills na ako banda. I unplugged the earphones and walked like a lost confused zombie towards the door. I pulled my cel out and called the office. Im late. again. I just felt so tired I completely dozed off. I took a fast jeepney ride back to Caltex. Ah Interesting morning. Pero look at the bright side at least hindi ako umabot sa Taytay, Rizal right? ;p